Anything You Order I Order Better
Customer #1: “I’d like a house salad with fried chicken. That’s with ranch dressing.”
Me: “Okay then.” *turns to [Customer #2]* “And for you?”
Customer #2: “I want the exact same thing!”
Me: “Okay, two fried house salads.”
Customer #2: “Oh! I wanted mine with grilled chicken.”
Me: “Okay. So one grilled house and one fried house, both with ranch.”
Customer #2: “No. I want blue cheese dressing.”
Me: “Okay, so a fried house with ranch, and a grilled house with blue cheese. Is that all?”
Customer #2: “Yup!”
Me: “Alright, your total is going to be–”
Customer #2: “Oh! No cheese! I don’t like cheese.”
(I’ve already sent the order to the kitchen. I excuse myself to go let them know. I come back and take their money.)
Customer #2: *to [Customer #1]* “Isn’t it so much easier when we order the exact same thing?”
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