Antidextrous

(It’s the first day of school and we’re going around in the class saying our name and one interesting fact about ourselves.)

Girl: “My name is [Girl]!”

Teacher: “And what’s your interesting fact?”

Girl: “Hmm… I’m kind of ambidextrous.”

Teacher: “Oh, so you can throw with both hands?”

Girl: “No.”

Teacher: “Can you write with both hands?”

Girl: “No.”

Teacher: “What can you do with both hands?”

Girl: “I don’t know but I’m kind of ambidextrous!”