Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumber Than Cats
(I work as a veterinary technician at a vet’s office. I’m the first one to greet the clients and get some background before the doctor comes in.)
Me: “So, it looks like both your cats are due for the Feline Distemper Vaccine, so we can take care of that today.”
Client: “That’s great! Are the vaccines safe?”
Me: “Well, with all vaccines there is always a risk of an allergic reaction. If you’d like, we can pre-treat both of them with Benadryl before they get the shots.”
Client: “That’s all right. They’ll be fine. But that’s not what I meant.”
Me: “Do you have other concerns with the vaccine?”
Client: “Yes, I’m concerned that the vaccine might mess up their little heads.”
Me: “Sorry?”
Client: “I don’t want my babies getting autism or anything like that.”
Me: *screaming internally* “Well, I can certainly check with the doctor before we give the vaccines to make sure they’re safe.”
Client: “Good. I want to keep my boys healthy!”
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