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| Related | September 5, 2012

(My parents and I are on our way to a presidential rally that is happening nearby in our town. The venue is so crowded that we have to park over a mile away. While walking to the rally, we are forced to walk on the edge of an apartment complex where a surly old woman is standing on the property with her dog. She is staring at us menacingly. As we are crossing her property, she speaks up.)

Old woman: “Apparently you people don’t believe in the concept of private property!”

Dad: “Nope. I’m a communist!”

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