Anti-Bigotry Bigotry
(I am a male host at my father’s restaurant. My very flamboyant boyfriend has come to pick me up at the end of my shift. I need to seat the customers first, so I asked him to step out of line.)
Customer: “How dare you!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “That boy wants to eat in this restaurant, and you’re refusing him service because he’s gay?! Let me speak to your boss!”
(I go and fetch my dad, who’s having a hard time keeping the smile off his face.)
Dad: “What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “That host is a homophobe! He asked that gay boy to move so he could seat the rest of us! I demand that you fire him!”
Dad: “First of all, that’s my son, and—”
Customer: “I guess you’re homophobic, too, then. Huh? Did you teach him that homosexuality is wrong and disgusting?”
(She continues shouting abuse for a few minutes. My dad patiently waits until she was done talking.)
Dad: “Second of all, the gay boy he supposedly refused service to is his boyfriend, who is here to pick my son up for their date.”
Customer: “Oh, uh…”
(She politely apologized to all three of us, and told my boyfriend and me to have fun on our date. Moral of the story: Don’t assume that everything you see is a hate crime!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?