Another Victim Of The Nuclear Age

(I’m talking to a girl who isn’t the brightest bulb.)

Girl: “DID YOU KNOW HIROSHIMA IS A PLACE?!”

Me: “… Yes?”

Girl: “I totally didn’t know! I always thought it was an STD or something!”

Me: “Oh, my god, did you not pay attention to every history lesson about World War 2?”

Girl: “I only paid attention to the interesting stuff.”

Me: “How did you get into college?”