Another Name For Your Ding-Dong
Neighborhood | Romantic
| July 23, 2015
(My boyfriend is British and I am American, so I often have to explain American cuisine to him. We have just eaten deep-fried Oreos on the 4th of July.)
Boyfriend: “I’ve heard of deep-fried Mars Bars. They say they’re great.”
Me: “Anything deep-fried is popular, like deep-fried Twinkies.”
Boyfriend: “What are Twinkies?”
(Before I can answer, he quips…)
Boyfriend: “Are they the sponge things filled with semen?”
Me: “…Yes.”
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