Another Gay Following

(I am female and living with my fiancée. We are both avid Tumblr users, though I definitely reblog a lot more posts than she does.)

Me: “Whoa, wait… how many followers do I have?”

Fiancée: “Too many.”

Me: *checks* “I have 107 followers.”

Fiancée: “Yep. Too many.”

Me: “How the h*** did I get 107 followers? I don’t even remember getting notified.”

Fiancée: “It’s because you’re gay.”

Me: “What?”

Fiancée: “It’s because you’re gay! You post gay things, and other gay people follow you so they can see the gay things!”

Me: “Yeah, but… most of the stuff that people reblog from me are, like, nerdy things.”

Fiancée: “Then they’re gay nerds!”