Another Day, Another Mouth-Breather
I’m at the eye doctor waiting to be called when a guy comes in and loudly announces:
Customer: “I guess I have to put on the face diaper.”
He puts on the mask but forgets to cover his nose.
Receptionist: “Please cover your nose.”
Customer: “I guess y’all don’t want me to be able to breathe. 666, a new world order is coming.”
He left without even letting them know what it was he needed.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
