Animal Attraction

| Related | October 5, 2013

(My sister’s son has just turned three, and we stop by with presents. One of the presents I buy him is a remote controlled gorilla.)

Me: “Is the gorilla switched off? It’s not working.”

Sister: “You have to aim it at his butt. His sensor is in his butt.”

(I keep fiddling with the gorilla.)

Sister: “So is mine.”

Me: “Huh?”

Sister: “That doesn’t even really mean anything, but it sounds dirty!”

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