And The Cycle Starts Anew

, , , | | Right | March 31, 2009

(A customer stomps into my store and starts yelling at me.)

Customer: “I had an allergic reaction to a [Specific Drink] from the store in [Other Location] and the manager there said I could have whatever I wanted here for free.”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear about that. Do you have a receipt?”

Customer: “I had to drive out to [Hospital] last night and I was there until four in the morning! The people at [Other Location] said I could have anything I wanted! I had an allergic reaction!”

Me: “Well, then… what would you like?”

Customer: “I want two [Specific Drink]s…”

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