And That’s Dutch In A Nutshell

(My mother is Dutch, and she is looking after a Dutch friend’s little girl.)

Friend’s little girl: “When you & mummy talk, sometimes I don’t understand what you are saying.”

My mother: *heavy accented English* “Well, ya dadda was born here, so he speaks a englis, and ya mumma and I was a born fard away, so we speaka dutz.”

Friend’s little girl: “Oh, I get it! Daddy speaks English, and mummy speaks Nuts!”