And That’s A Wrap

, | Working | October 23, 2013

Server: “Hi! What would you like today?”

Me: “Could I have a muffin and a green tea?”

Server: “Sure! Would you like to try one of our new snack wraps?”

Me: “Oh, no thanks. I don’t eat chicken.”

Server: “Are you sure? They aren’t all chicken!”

Me: “Oh, really? They’re usually chicken. Okay, sure! Which ones aren’t chicken?”

Server: “Well, there’s… um… hmm…”

(The server goes silent and looks zoned out for a second, before turning back to me.)

Server: “Is that all for you today?”

Me: “So, no non-chicken wraps?”

Server: “Your total is [total].”

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