And I’ll Have Some Muslin Muslims While I Am At It
Fabric Store | Right
| September 23, 2016
(I worked in a fabric store and had this conversation more times than I care to think about.)
Customer: “Do you have any Baptists?””
Me: “Do you mean batiste?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”
Me: “Well batiste is a fabric and Baptists are a religious group.”
Customer: “Oh, well, I want three yards of Baptists.”
Me: “I’m sorry; I can’t sell people. It’s against the law.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
