And I Wasn’t Even Wearing My Employee Costume
It is Halloween, and I’m shopping, standing in the baking aisle of a crafts store. I am wearing a Halloween sweater, a skirt with a book pattern all over it, and combat boots. I have a handbag over my shoulder and keys in my hand.
Old Lady: “You! Hey!”
Me: “Me?”
Old Lady: “You work here?”
Me: “No?”
Old Lady: *Shouting* “I need someone to cut some fabric for me!”
Me: “Oh, I think there are some cashiers at the registers in the front.”
Old Lady: *Shouting louder* “I don’t want to have to walk back up there!”
Me: “Oh, okay.”
I go back to looking at frosting tips.
Old Lady: “Well?!”
Me: “Huh?”
Old Lady: “My fabric?!”
Me: “I don’t think the actual employees would want me doing that.”
Old Lady: *Sneering* “Oh, like you’re so busy?”
Me: “I DON’T WORK HERE.”
Old Lady: “Then what are you doing here?!”
Me: “Spending some hard-earned American money?”
Old Lady: “Don’t get sassy! I’m going to report you to a manager!”
Me: “They have no jurisdiction over me. Do you want to call my mom?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?