And For The Love Of God, Don’t Add Rainbow Sprinkles!

Customer: “Can I get a blueberry cupcake?”

Me: “We sold out of those, I’m afraid, but we still have the strawberry available.”

Customer: “No, those are pink. I’m breastfeeding my son at the moment, and I don’t want to make him gay. I’ll come back when you have the blueberry in stock.”

Me: “Oooookay?”