And Don’t Even Get Started On The Toilet Paper

I work in a big box store. We do not allow pets in, apart from service animals. A woman wants to bring in her dog.

Me: “Ma’am, we do not allow dogs in the store.”

Customer: “That’s ridiculous! You sell pet products, so I should be allowed to bring my dog in the store.”

Me: “We also sell cigarettes and condoms, and you can’t use those in the store, either.”

My manager was called, I was fake-scolded, and then we laughed about it later.