And A Bottle Of Pun…
(I am in AP Calculus. At the beginning of the year my teacher divided us into groups with which we are allowed to work on homework and some test problems. My group is my two friends and I. We are really not bad at Calculus, but we are a little crazy sometimes and easily get off topic.)
Me: “Guys, we need a group name!”
Friend #1: “Okay… like what?”
Friend #2: “Well, it needs to be a math pun, obviously.”
(We Google ‘math puns’ but don’t find any that work for a group name, so we begrudgingly settle in to do homework. Then, a few minutes later…)
Friend #2: “Oh, my gosh! We’re the pirates! Get it? Pi-rates? Like, pi?!”
Me & Friend #1: “That’s awesome!”
Me: “Now we just need a theme song!”
Friend #1: “Seriously?”
Me: “Yes. And I’ve already got it! ‘We are the pi-rates who don’t derive anything. We just sit in our corner and cry. And if you ask us to derive anything, we’ll just tell you… we don’t know how.'”
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