An Uplifting Relationship

(Since I have relatively large breasts, I sometimes get what is commonly known as ‘boob-rash’. It’s caused by chafing of the skin, combined with some moisture, such as sweat. Baby powder helps.)

Me: “Before we go out with the dogs, let’s stop by the drugstore to get some baby powder.”

Boyfriend: “Do you have rash again? Will I have to hold them up for you when we go out?”

Me: “Well, that would probably work, too.”

Boyfriend: “And it’s much more eco-friendly!”