An Unsalvageable Lie
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this. *hands me a metal, foot-operated garbage bin*
Me: “Sure. I’ll need the receipt, please.”
Customer: “I don’t have it.”
Me: “Okay, is there any reason why you’re returning it?”
Customer: “Yeah, my wife didn’t want it.”
Me: “Did you use it?”
Customer: “No.”
(I open it to find an old dirty sock.)
Me: “Sir, I can’t take this. There’s a dirty sock in there.”
Customer: “That was already in there.”
Me: “…”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
