An Unnatural Use For Natural History
I’m working at a natural history museum. I see a little child running toward a model of one of our dinosaurs. They are eagerly admiring it and I can’t help telling them a few fun facts. Suddenly, their mother runs over and pulls them aside.
Mother: “No! Remember, I told you, no dinosaurs!”
The mother then narrows her eyes at me.
Mother: “And you! You should be ashamed of yourself, poisoning young minds into thinking dinosaurs were real!”
Me: “But ma’am, they were.”
Mother: “No! Dinosaur bones were put into the ground by the devil to confuse people and make them believe in evolution.”
Me: “I… Ma’am, if you believe that, then why are you at a natural history museum?”
Mother: “I wanted my child to see the volcano exhibit.”
Me: “Oh, that’s great. Just up these stairs.”
Mother: “Come with me, [Child]. You need to see what Hell will look and feel like in case you start straying again.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?