An Uneven Relationship
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| June 21, 2013
(My boyfriend and I are arguing, because I don’t believe he can carry a full sized fridge up three flights of stairs to my new apartment by himself. I’m 5″4’, and weigh about 110 lbs.)
Boyfriend: “Why do you always believe the worst?!”
Me: “Because fridges weigh a LOT, and you almost drop ME when you carry me!”
Boyfriend: “That’s because your weight is uneven, woman! Your bum weighs more than your head!”