An Understanding Dysfunction
(I am babysitting my two young cousins. We are watching TV when a commercial for an erectile dysfunction drug comes on.)
Commercial: “Do you want enhanced performance?”
Cousin #1: “YES!”
Commercial: “Do you want improved libido?”
Cousins #1 & #2: “YES!”
Cousin #1: “[My Name], what’s ‘libidido?'”
Me: “It’s like energy.”
Commercial: “If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please see a physician.”
Cousin #2: “What’s an erection?”
Cousin #1: “I think it’s what you get when you have ‘libidido.'”
Cousin #2: “I’m very energetic! I have an erection!”
Cousin #1: “I’m bigger than you, so I have more erection!”
(I almost died laughing.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
