An Understanding Dysfunction

| Related | June 2, 2014

(I am babysitting my two young cousins. We are watching TV  when a commercial for an erectile dysfunction drug comes on.)

Commercial: “Do you want enhanced performance?”

Cousin #1: “YES!”

Commercial: “Do you want improved libido?”

Cousins #1 & #2: “YES!”

Cousin #1: “[My Name], what’s ‘libidido?'”

Me: “It’s like energy.”

Commercial: “If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please see a physician.”

Cousin #2: “What’s an erection?”

Cousin #1: “I think it’s what you get when you have ‘libidido.'”

Cousin #2: “I’m very energetic! I have an erection!”

Cousin #1: “I’m bigger than you, so I have more erection!”

(I almost died laughing.)

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