An Un-Elf-y Obsession With Green

, , , | Right | October 20, 2015

(We are allowed to wear costumes to work on Halloween, and I couldn’t find anything super exciting, so my last-minute costume consisted of a green shirt and a Kermit the Frog hat, which has eyes poking up from the top, and his face on the front.)

Customer: “Are you an elf?”

Me: “…No, I’m Kermit.”

Customer: “Oh. I thought you were an elf. Because you’re wearing green.”

Me: “But I have a Kermit hat on…”

Customer: “But it’s green.”

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