An Ugly Identity

, , | Right | July 31, 2019

(I work at the checkout. You have to show proof of identity when paying by cheque.)

Me: “I need to see your proof of identity.”

Customer: *taking out her ID card* “Okay, but don’t look at the picture; I look bad on it!”

Me: “Oh, don’t worry; I don’t look good on mine, either!”

Customer: “Yes, but it’s not like you’re beautiful in person.”

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