An Ugly Identity
(I work at the checkout. You have to show proof of identity when paying by cheque.)
Me: “I need to see your proof of identity.”
Customer: *taking out her ID card* “Okay, but don’t look at the picture; I look bad on it!”
Me: “Oh, don’t worry; I don’t look good on mine, either!”
Customer: “Yes, but it’s not like you’re beautiful in person.”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?