An Ounce To Pounce

, , , , | Friendly | October 24, 2019

(I’m five-foot-zero and my best friend is five-foot-eight. I’m also very peaceful and try to avoid any and all conflict. A speaker/instructor has been brought in to our gym class to teach us some basic self-defense. One of the things he teaches us to do is scream, “NO!” We go through a rotation to practice, yelling included. I take my turn and get to the back of the line to find my friend laughing.)

Me: “What’s so funny?”

Friend: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m just not used to you screaming and being violent! You’re so small!”

Me: “I am three ounces of pure rage!”

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