An Opening Full Of Flaws

France, Harassment, Paris, Public Transport | Romantic | January 31, 2014

(I am waiting for my train at the station when a man comes up to me and sits next to me. He starts chatting me up, saying I am very pretty and that he wants to know me more. He adds:)

Man: “Although you should do something about that mustache. Maybe dye it? And your eyebrows would look so much better if there were thinner. Do you do any sports? Your butt is a bit flat. If you were with me, I’d make you a princess. Would you like to have a drink with me?”

Me: “Uh, no, thanks. I still have dignity.”

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