An Omnipotent And Bolivian God

(The church I work at often gets people from the local community asking for financial aid. In order to help us best assess their need we require them to fill out an informational form.)

Me: “Good morning, [Church Name]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “‘Till when is the office open? I need to come in and fill out one of those Bolivian forms.”

Me: “I’m sorry, a Bolivian form? Do you maybe mean a form for our upcoming India trip?”

Caller: “No, [pastor] told me to come in to fill out a Bolivian form.”

Me: “Oh! A benevolent form!”

Caller: “That’s what I said, a Bolivian form!”