An Oldie But A Golden Delicious

My eight-year-old daughter went to a church-sponsored day camp with a friend of hers. She came home giggling.

Daughter: “Mom, at the snack table, they had a bowl of apples and a bowl of cookies. There was a sign on the apples saying, “Take only one. God is watching.” But the sign on the cookies said, “Go for it. God’s watching the apples!””