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An Indication Of Zombification

| Friendly | April 1, 2015

(I’m driving to the pub and giving my friend a lift. We reach our exit on the dual carriageway and I turn off, still chatting away about a work colleague.)

Friend: *suddenly* “Are you okay?”

Me: “Yes, why?”

Friend: “You didn’t indicate.”

Me: “There was no one around to indicate to!”

Friend: “I thought you might be dead!”

Me: “I was still talking! Dead people don’t talk!”

Friend: “Dead people also don’t indicate!”

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