An Idiot, But A Clean One
I’m in the office of a company with the CEO and his phone rings. It’s about four-thirty. He is at first puzzled, then frowning, and then he ends the call and starts to laugh. He calls his secretary.
CEO: “Hi. Would you come in here and bring me some letterhead? [Worker] just called me to complain that the water in the showers is cold and asking whether I’m gonna do something about it.”
A tip: if you want to take your shower before you clock out, do it on the sly, and most of all, don’t call your CEO on the phone! The guy was written up.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?