An Honest Relationship

(My boyfriend is about as heavy as I am, but is nine inches taller. As a result, I often jokingly refer to him in hyper-masculine terms.)

Me: “My big, strong, bold, brave man!”

Boyfriend: “Oh, stop that. I am none of those things.”

Me: “So you’re a… small, weak, timid, cowardly woman?”

Boyfriend: “… That’s probably the most accurate description of me you’ve ever come up with.”