An Ex-planation

(My wife is pregnant, and at about ten pm on a very rainy day she decides she really wants some ice cream, but we’re out at the moment. So, I brave the rain and head to the base mini-mart to bring her some. After getting the ice cream, I go to the cashier to pay.)

Cashier #1: “Late night craving?”

Me: “Pregnant wife had a craving.”

Cashier #1: “That’s so sweet. My ex would never have done that for me.”

Cashier #2: “Maybe that’s why he’s your ex.”