An Emerging Emergency
(A tenant was upset that she had called the maintenance emergency number at midnight on a Saturday night, and they did not respond immediately. She came into my office the following Monday morning to explain her ’emergency.’)
Tenant: “I had a leak from my bathtub faucet. I put a bucket in the bathtub to catch the leak. It got worse and the bucket overflowed. Don’t you consider that an emergency?”
Me: “Did the overflow go down the bathtub drain?”
Tenant: “Yes.”
Me: “Did any water leak outside of the bathtub?”
Tenant: “No.”
Me: “No, we do not consider a leak contained in the bathtub as an emergency.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?