An Elephant Never Forgets Bad Jokes
(I’m working recovery during a particularly busy day when I find a large stuffed elephant underneath a clothing rack. I pick it up as a couple of customers browse nearby.)
Me: “Is NOBODY going to mention the elephant in the room?! Yeah… I’ll… I’ll just see myself out…”
(I couldn’t help it.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
