An Auto Comeback
(My mother and I go into an auto parts store and notice the only one working is a female employee.)
Mom: *groans* “I don’t like women looking at my car. I don’t think they know what they’re doing.”
Me: “Didn’t you used to work at [Other Auto Store]?”
Mom: “Don’t catch an attitude with me.”
(The female employee was very knowledgeable and helpful, but I did get in trouble for “smart-mouthing!”)