An Aura Of Accusation

, , , | Friendly | August 31, 2017

(I am in my dentist’s waiting room. A woman comes in, sees me, and makes a big display of sitting as far away as possible from me. After a few minutes, she stands up and stands right next to me. I move over, but she continues. She then leans down and sniffs.)

Woman: “My aura is very cloudy. Have you committed a crime?”

Me: “No?”

Woman: “Murder? Molestation?”

Me: “No. Umm, could you leave me alone?”

(She returns to her seat on the other side of the room for a few moments, before getting up and leaving altogether. A few minutes later and receptionist comes in.)

Receptionist: “I’m really sorry about this, but the intern phoned the police because another patient said you tried to molest her.”

Me: “WHAT?”

Receptionist: “We have cameras here.” *points* “And we’ve checked them before the police arrive. It’s obvious she was acting strange and making you uncomfortable. We called the police again, but they’re wanting to take a statement.”

(I was there for nearly an hour, and had to rearrange for another appointment. The woman had completely disappeared after accusing me, but the police officers said they knew of her and that she should be admitted to a secure unit, but her estranged family were making it difficult to get the paperwork through.)

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