An Art-Felt Plea
High School | Learning
| December 27, 2014
(I and some friends are taking a biology course and we have a drawing quiz later that day. We’re studying in our first period. I am a very bad artist. I turn around to my friend to ask her a question.)
Me: “Oh, I love your heart. Can I have it?”
Friend: “Sure, go ahead and study it.”
(I start to take the paper away.)
Friend: “Wait! Let me finish my penis first.”
Me: “Sorry, but this has to go on the Internet.”
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