An Appropriate Time For Giving Inappropriately

, , , , | Related | December 18, 2012

(I overhear a conversation between my family. My sister is quite good at knitting, and Dad asks her to make him a pair of underwear for Christmas.)

Sister: “Why would I want to make you underwear? Then it would be touching your man junk and I don’t want my handiwork touching your man junk!”

Dad: “If it weren’t for my man junk, you wouldn’t exist. You’d be floating aimlessly in the universe with nowhere to land!”


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