An Appreciation Depreciation

(We are running late on our way to the movies, so we stop at [Fast Food Place] to get something to eat.)

Me: “I don’t mind paying for the food.”

Fiancé: “Ah, no, babe. You do too much for me. I was just thinking that the other day: this chick washes my clothes, makes me food – she even sucks my d***, man!”

(All this while standing in front of the cashier. I can’t help but to start laughing loud.)

Me: “Wow, you are so romantic babe.”