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An Apple A Day Doesn’t Keep The Weirdos Away

| Friendly | February 27, 2014

(It is March, when apple varieties like ‘Pink Lady’ and ‘Pacific Rose’ are coming in from the southern hemisphere.)

Me: “Isn’t it trippy to think about how when we’re in springtime, far away in Australia they’re having their apple-picking season?”

Older Male Stranger: *knowingly* “Well, you know… now everything’s GENETIC…”

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