An Acute Lack Of Knowledge

(This happens after work. A few coworkers and I are talking.)

Coworker #1: “Can you name all fifty of the United States?”

Me: “Alabama, Alaska—”

Coworker #1: “No, let’s see if [Coworker #2] can figure this out.”

Coworker 2: “Uh… Canada!”

(Coworker #1 and I start laughing.)

Coworker 2: “No, no, no! I didn’t mean that! I’ve just never been very good at geometry!”