An A-Pee-ling Offer

(My boyfriend is watching TV as I am doing some work. I sneeze rather hard, and unfortunately I pee slightly.)

Me: “Ugh.”

Boyfriend: “What, baby?”

Me: “Nothing. I just sneezed and peed on myself. I guess since I need a shower anyway.”

Boyfriend: “I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do?”

Me: “Uh, no, But, thanks. You know it’s love when you offer to help someone who peed on themselves.”