An A-Pee-ling Offer
(My boyfriend is watching TV as I am doing some work. I sneeze rather hard, and unfortunately I pee slightly.)
Me: “Ugh.”
Boyfriend: “What, baby?”
Me: “Nothing. I just sneezed and peed on myself. I guess since I need a shower anyway.”
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do?”
Me: “Uh, no, But, thanks. You know it’s love when you offer to help someone who peed on themselves.”