Potty Mouths Start Younger And Younger
(I go to the restroom, and my three-year-old daughter follows me in.)
Daughter: “Mommy, I have to potty, too!”
Me: “Hold on a second, sweetie. Mommy’s almost finished.”
(She pushes her step up stool over to the bathtub.)
Daughter: “I’ll go potty in the shower!”
Me: “You can’t go potty in the shower, you go potty in the potty.”
Daughter: “No! I’ll go potty in the shower like daddy and his waggy tail!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?