An A-malling Lack Of Comprehension
I’m straightening up the store for the night right at closing time. Two teenage girls are still browsing the section I’m in.
Intercom: “Attention, shoppers, the mall is now closed. Please make your purchases and head to the nearest exit. Thank you for shopping at [Mall].”
Girl: *To her friend* “Does that mean we have to leave?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?