Am I Being Punk-in’d?  

(I’m waiting my turn at a bakery. The woman next to me is being served.) 

Customer: “Does the seeded bread contain pumpkin seeds? I’m allergic to them.”

Cashier: “Oh, no, they have punkin seeds, not pumpkin.”

Customer: “Uh, honey… there’s no such thing as punkin.”

Cashier: *blank look* “None of our breads have pumpkin, just punkin.”

Customer: “Never mind, I’ll go elsewhere.”