Am I Being Punk-in’d?
(I’m waiting my turn at a bakery. The woman next to me is being served.)
Customer: “Does the seeded bread contain pumpkin seeds? I’m allergic to them.”
Cashier: “Oh, no, they have punkin seeds, not pumpkin.”
Customer: “Uh, honey… there’s no such thing as punkin.”
Cashier: *blank look* “None of our breads have pumpkin, just punkin.”
Customer: “Never mind, I’ll go elsewhere.”