Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 15
(My girlfriend and I are walking home from the movies. We’re discussing zombies.)
Me: “I freaking hate zombies!”
Girlfriend: “Me too!”
Me: “If I saw someone chewing on another person, I’d run like crazy!”
Girlfriend: “Imagine if we’d got bitten.”
Me: “I’d kill you right there and then!”
Girlfriend: “Aw, thank you! I’d kill you too!”
Me: “Seriously. If you even see someone ‘om-noming’ on me, just shoot first and ask later.”
Girlfriend: “Deal! How about haunted houses?”
Me: “Oh, screw that. I’d never make it.”
Girlfriend: “Me neither. Let’s just off each other in that case too.”
Me: “Deal! No running around in panic…”
Girlfriend: “…mentally scarred for life…”
Me: “…with limbs possibly missing.”
Girlfriend: “Nope, just blissful death.”
Me: “I’m glad I can count on you.”
Girlfriend: “Is it weird that I feel safer now?”
Me: “Nope. Now I know that as long as you’re not trying to kill me, everything is alright.”
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