Always Right, Even When They Change Your God-Given Name
(I’m carrying out grocery bags for a middle-aged guy.)
Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Customer: “I’m good, you?”
Me: “I’m good, glad that it’s not snowing at the moment.”
Customer: “So, your name is [My Name], right?
Me: “Yeah.”
Customer: “Well, I’m going to call you Samantha.”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “So, how are you today, Sammy?”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Sammy? Samantha? How are you?”
Me: “Um… I’m good…” *walks away*
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
