Always Right, Even If It Requires Changing The Space-Time Continuum

(A customer walks up to the box office, obviously very angry. She throws a newspaper down onto the counter.)

Customer: “Sir, these showtimes are wrong.”

Me: “Ma’am, those are yesterday’s showtimes.”

Customer: *smugly* “Well, why are they in today’s paper?”

Me: “That’s yesterday’s paper.”

Customer: “Oh… well, they’re still wrong!”

Me: “…”

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