Always Looking On The Upside

I work at a rooftop bar in a tall hotel. A guest walks up to me after having a few cocktails.

Guest: “So, how do I get back down to my room?”

She’s staying in room 3307 and has been charging her drinks to that room.

Me: “Take the elevator down to the 33rd floor.”

Guest: “But the elevators only go up. How do I get back down?”

Me: “Our elevators go both ways, ma’am.”

Guest: “Oh, they do? Well, that’s a relief. I didn’t want to take the stairs.”

She walks up to the elevator and successfully navigates it down (I hope), leaving me standing there double-checking I wasn’t making her drinks extra strong without realizing it.